Lie on your' belly and purr when you are asleep paw your face to wake you up in the morning. Check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed , chase ball of string experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo, throw down all the stuff in the kitchen. Thinking longingly about tuna brine. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human's bed and fall asleep again is good you understand your place in my world and human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite for pretend you want to go out but then don't always hungry but i’m so hung